Our beloved Gingernips has been battling insomnia for weeks. In fact, it's been going on so long that it is part of my daily routine: brush teeth, wash face, lift a five pound weight for 5 seconds, and then check in on MacDog's status. It has been an intense battle and one that I am happy to report was won last night. And now, a reflection on the many stages of MacDog's journey:
The first step: DENIAL
But then, reality sets in
And none of us understood why it was happening to her, all we knew was this:
Finally, She knew she had come to the end of the line: (This is a real pic, folks)
But alas, the sleep came to her, much like the rains to Africa or a drunk Shaun to Memos:
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Corn Salad and Morpheus, together at last!
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DeleteTrue story: the doctor laughed at my mismatched shoes when I went in to his office yesterday, and I burst into tears. He immediately wrote me a prescription for the strongest sleeping pill on the market. Who's got two thumbs and got TWELVE HOURS of sleep last night?! THIS GIRL!
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