Bar prep as told by Kristen Wiig

When the man at the coffee shop says I look sad:

And I see legal issues everywhere:

And when I do better on something than I thought I would:

But then commercial paper:

And then I read the sample answer for an essay:

And sometimes personal hygiene suffers:

But then I see the little arrow move up 1%:

And finally, I think about how great it's going to be when I rejoin the human race on July 31: