Wowzers.

Received these texts from our DBJ as Liu and I drove home last night.  We discussed the matter further this morning:

Jenna:  hahah

we were lighting off fireworks in alleys

and this cop came

i freaked out

so i ran the opposite direciton of everyone else

and PRETENDED to be talking on my cell phone

to no onw

and i realized i was holding three fireworks

and they wouldnt fit in my jorts

So i stuck em in my underwear

#nailed it

what if i blew my own vagina off?!